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I Did This Again

Journal Entry: Sun Jan 5, 2014, 10:13 AM


Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name? 
n/a
not applicable
(filling out a form...if u dun have one) 
email address: n/a


2.) Your age? 
14
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK! 
HER: *SLAP*

lmao


3.) One of your friends? 
Princess (AKA forestram)
One who is in another Caslte.
Sorry Mario.

Tasha (AKA Moldy-Monster)
A loyal genuine friendly Female. At times Tasha can be moody sensitive and have emotional outbursts and indecisiveness. 
She has ever changing emotions. Tasha hates lying and doesn't tolerate it unless under certain circumstances it can't be stopped.

Olly (AKA Shibbums)
A person who when drunk would masturbate around someones house.
Guy: Is it true that he masturbated around your house? 
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an olly

4.) What should you be doing? 
babysitting
When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

5.) Favorite color? 

any
getting some.
Did you get any from Sara last night?


6.) Birthplace?

my mom
The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.

7.) Month of your birth? 

October
10th month of the year and its...

breast cancer awareness month!!

squish a boob...

save a life....
person 1: its october woo!! 
person 2: *SQUIISHH*

8.) Last person you talked to? 
mom
The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

9.) One of your nicknames? 
The Butt
The act a dog performs when it drags it's ass along the carpet, propelling itself forward with it's front legs. This is used as a means of wiping the last bits of shit from it's butthole, leaving your carpet laden with skid marks and shit stains.
Tootie tried to do The Butt last night, but as a means of saving the rug, Deedle put her hand underneath her culo, and was left with nothing more than a shit streak on her palm.


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Moldy-Monster Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist

Ohgoshthisisfunny... ;u;

And good lord that sounds so much like me it's almost kind of creepy... o.o

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Shibbums Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
"A person who when drunk would masturbate around someones house.
Guy: Is it true that he masturbated around your house? 
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an olly"

*dead*
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weweameme Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014   General Artist
eve

*whispers*
Olly I just had to chose that one
Olly. e7e
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